Dear Truckers...

Dear Male Truckers,

I would like to tell you how much it irritates me and ruins my trip on I-95 when you honk at me, flash your lights at me, speed up to ride next to me, ride my tail, or make obscene gestures at me.  I do NOT think your truck is sexy and I will NOT flash you a boob or pull over and make out with you.  Why do you think that my middle finger means that you should continue such behavior? Why do you think that I like being pestered?  The I-95 highway is NOT a 2nd grade playground so please keep you eyes off my sunroof and on the road!

Sincerely,
A Pissy '98 White Honda Accord